Toothpick

getting a toothpick stuck in your penis

Jen toothpicked me while giving me head.

by Lou- 6 foot 6 Beast (GUNIT) April 11, 2005

toothpicks on the floor

a phrase describing a situation where something bad happened only because something good happened.

Tom: Oh man, banging Donna last night was great, but now she wants some relationship crap.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.

by cubanluis March 18, 2008

Toothpick Tegal

When you have a toothpick for a weiner and two gumdrops for balls

Hey look at erik, he has a Toothpick Tegal

by DonkeyBitch November 9, 2009

Tennessee Toothpick

An oral hyegene instrument, the origins of which are the mons pubis of the female genitalia.

I pulled out one of my wifes pubes and got that chunk of meat out of my teeth with that Tennessee Toothpick

by GringoTENN January 18, 2009

ecuadorian toothpick

A shameful erection achieved through unwanted stimulation.

Upon seeing his grandmother in the shower, Johnny couldn't hide his Ecuadorian toothpick. He immediately regretted wearing sweatpants with no underwear.

by CaptainSpacebar August 2, 2017

Minty Toothpick

A small wooden stick usually carried in a plaid shirt or jacket, and often can be found on the floor of a pickup truck. Rednecks often chew on these to prove themselves as men, or to attrack a redneck mate.

Also can be used to fool people into thinking that you are not drunk

Officer: Sir have you been drinking tonight? Your truck was all over the road.

Redneck Driver: No sir, just chewin a minty toothpick, y'all want one? There minty!

by redneckhillbilly February 17, 2010

heavy toothpick

A skinny girl a huge butt

Boy1: have you met the new girl
Boy2:no but i heardshe was a heavy toothpick

by misskae May 12, 2015