a sub-conscious state of mind and body induced by unwarranted consumption of cheap alcohol (usually karkov and natty light). symptoms include: red, itchy, and inflamed eyes; inability to formulate reasonably intelligent sentences; drunken uncontrollable rage against personal property thieves; droopy eye lids that give off the appearance of extreme fatigue; general misunderstanding of normally accepted social etiquette; poor judgement and decision making when dealing with members of the opposite sex, often leading to regrettable hook-ups; and a tendency to kick, tackle, choke, or punch unsuspecting innocent standbyers.
Hey man check out your boy brandon right now. He's gone straight blackout toodles... i know man. he does that freakin every single night he drinks. he can't handle his alcohol. what a bitch. goddamn blackout toodles.
by murpheee October 21, 2010
Get the blackout toodlesmug. 
by yolande June 24, 2004
Get the toodle pipmug. by TOODLE July 27, 2023
Get the Toodle Poodle The Thirdmug. A more eloquent alternative to the common GTFO or Get The Fuck Out. It generally signifies for the receiving party to stop talking and re-evaluate their social standing considering how badly they have just been told.
Kitty: I love assuming things about you, and I think you're a greedy Jew.
Eloquent Person: I would tell you to GTFO, but I am civilized, so Toodle The Fuck Doo.
Eloquent Person: I would tell you to GTFO, but I am civilized, so Toodle The Fuck Doo.
by BenFranklin69 December 31, 2010
Get the Toodle the fuck doomug. by -bigdaddy May 28, 2018
Get the toodle my poodlemug. by rhialitybites March 18, 2005
Get the wacker toodle fridgemug.