Tony Hawk Syndrome

The issue plaguing Tony Hawk, in which everyone knows who he is and what he has done, but nobody recognises his face.

"Tears of the Kingdom Link suffers from Tony Hawk Syndrome."

by Dadsday107 April 28, 2024

Tony hawked

When you flip your girl around like a skateboard and grind your dick across her face.

Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!

by anonymous April 20, 2025

Tony hawked

When you flip your girl around like a skateboard and grind your dick across her face.

Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!

by anonymous April 20, 2025

Tony Hawk Pro Skater

The proper exclamation to scream as you take a Tech Deck board and hit a gnarly ollie in between somebody's ass cheeks.

Girl: "Will you just fuck me already?"

Guy: "TONY HAWK PRO SKATER"

by Platypussies December 28, 2019

Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Tony hawked

When you flip your girl around like a skateboard and grind your dick across her face.

Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!

by anonymous April 20, 2025

Tony hawked

When you flip your girl around like a skateboard and grind your dick across her face.

Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!

by anonymous April 20, 2025