jizz and tonic

the watered-down jizz shot that all girls love.

jizz and tonic

by dai low 2 June 14, 2009

tonic water

basically club soda with quinin in it

They drank too much tonic water and threw up

by PlayDohMan May 8, 2004

indian tonic

Indian tonic is what a lot of Indian people in Trinidad commit suicide with, mostly when heart-broken... its made out of gramizone or rat poison

Zorah's husband died from drinking that Indian tonic when he found out she was cheating on him.

by incubabe July 19, 2006

krunk tonic

Tonic that will generally get you krunk like those guys in the black eyed pea's videos

Yo bro! Lets drink some of that krunk tonic before we hit the club.

by Gurnmasterflex November 11, 2009

bonac tonic

nickname used by bonackers when referring to oaktree brand iced tea (a beverage that comes in a green and yellow carton, and is made from concentrate, i suspect.)

i just ordered mad food from chinatown and they gave me a complimentary bonac tonic

by youngstuff October 4, 2009

two-ball tonic

n. slang term for semen

The wife had a sore throat, so I gave her a dose of two-ball tonic.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

testicle tonic taster

A person who enjoys the taste, texture and odor of the fruit of the male genetalia.
*see also knobgobbler

People think Timmy and Bobby are fags because they're testicle tonic tasters. But the real reason they're fags is because they had their rims rocked by their Daddy.

by Fred Norris March 12, 2003