TOMA

An acronym for Tits on my Ass. Used whenever the long winded phrase is out of the question, or when you feel the urge to use it in an inappropriate environment.

Jay: Looks like Daniel's going to flake again...
Frank: Well I'll have tits on my ass!

Frank: The vending machine stole your dollar, dude
Jay: TOMA!

by JyKm May 25, 2009

tomas kalnoky

Singer in the bands Catch 22, Streetlight Manifesto, and Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution.

Very hot and a musical genius.

I'd fuck Tomas Kalnoky any day of the week

by Rude girls have more fun December 8, 2007

Tio Tomas

The Hispanic version of an Uncle Tom; a sellout to his people who likes to suck up to the white oppressors.

"Can you believe that punk Marco Gutierrez with his Latinos for Trump group? What a Tio Tomas!"
"Yeah no kidding. What's next, Blacks for David Duke?"

by Nicholas D September 5, 2016

Tomas Kalnoky

God

I beleive in and pray to the all powerful Tomas Kalnoky nightly.

by depento April 8, 2009

Tomas Kalnoky

Backbone of such influential ska bands as: Catch22 and Streetlight Manifesto. Composed and wrote all songs on both albums, comprising each with emotional and intelligent lyrics while reinventing a style of music while molding in other genres. A god among musicians and fans.

I wasn't gay until I saw Tomas Kalnoky play but I believe now - I want him to have my babies.

by Tim J November 4, 2004

Toma Rnk

Toma RNK

Forum slang for "awesome leader".

Helpful to all. Can also refer to someone being caustic and/or opinionated.
Usually shortened to Toma.
Someone who loves Hockey.

Noob: I cannot figure this out. The HTML isn't working right. THE FORUM'S BROKE?!

Bob: No prob, I can help you out! *fixes*

Noob: Thank you, Toma RNK!

by Nothockeyotaku January 3, 2010

dirty tomas

when the male positions him self under the female n sticks his hand up the vagina n comes out the other end(bunhole)

i heard bob gave his wife the ol' dirty tomas

by tomasy February 27, 2009