TordEdd

One of the gay ships of eddsworld and for some reason there are hardly any shippers of this kawaii ship
Also MOST TomTord shippers want to crush this ship

TordEdd shipper: do you ship TordEdd?
Person: what's TordEdd?
TordEdd shipper: it's a ship between Tord and Edd

Person: :P oki

by Im _Fandom_trash June 23, 2017

Toledo Ice Storm

When you are running late to work because you were caught up trying to scrub all the dried cum off your titties.

Sorry Sarah! I’ll be there soon. I got caught up in a Toledo Ice Storm

by ItsKevinTurds February 9, 2019

Toledo sleeve

1) A prolapsed rectum. (aka. trunk butt)
2) When one masturbates a penis using ones prolapsed rectum.

1) Hey check out my Toledo sleeve.

2) I just gave my boyfriend the Toledo sleeve.

by Michael Reno Ewart October 14, 2009

Toledo Credit Card

Hand gun.

He used a Toledo Credit Card to get free beer.

by PC99 July 2, 2011

Toledo

A city dying faster then a bullet can move. Toledo has been run to the ground by its 2 wonderful mayors (Finkfaggot and Jack Ford). This city has been rated one of the worst cities to live in America on many different lists. Its a giant fucking shithole.

I live here. Run

Get the fuck out of Toledo

by TacoMann July 5, 2009

Toledo ZooTeen

Pretty cool people who act like creepers most the time. But volunteer a lot with education, conservation, community service, and other random things at the Toledo Zoo and some off grounds places. Again, their pretty cool kids(:

"I wanna be a Toledo ZooTeen?"
"Why?"
"'Cause their the coolest kids in town."

by ZooTeen 4 Ever((: January 2, 2010

Toledo

In a state in which half of the economy is already based off Lebron James, Toledo is the shining star crowning the Christmas tree of poverty and despair. Although the city has a population nearing 300,000, no more than 6 of its citizens actually want to live in Toledo, and the rest of the population has been held hostage by communist overlords at the University of Toledo since a coup de tat in 2002. The misery of the hostages is so massive, it influences the weather to be gloomy, rainy, and, for lack of better terminology, shitty year round. The terrible weather serves as a natural barrier to prevent any outsiders from coming to save the native Toledans from hostile subjection, making the grave situation even more hopeless. Foreign aid has debated on making a rescue attempt, but when they sat down to discuss the matter, they realized the people of Toledo kinda suck anyway.

The people of Toledo communicate mostly through their battle cries. For those unfamiliar with Toledan battle cries, they are similar to the sound of a thousand fucking car alarms. The most popular cult ritual battle cry begins with the clan elite saying "TOL". After the apex unit begins the chant, his or her grunts respond with "EDO", signaling that they are ready for combat. The best course of action upon hearing this ritual is to respond to the Alpha's signal and attempt to blend in to the underlings.

Person 1: Hey where do you want to go for vacation?

Person 2: Not Toledo

by Suck My Toledo April 17, 2018