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lil toenail

The worlds next rapper, he wears a foot costume and robs niggas and likes to tote pistols and AR-15s. Not for the simple minded. He is well known as Toepac, 2pacs reincarnation. Some say hes actually a real thug. Many hate him at first, then will later become fans.
"Whats your favorite lil toe lyric?"
"Lil toenail in her mouth like some soda"
"Mine too"
by Boondock954 October 30, 2017
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ingrown toenail

A red, enflamed bulb of skin that grows over the side of your toenail. Usually considerably annoying and mildly painful until it is removed by a doctor. What the doctor will do is anesthetize your toe and cut away part of the toenail, and that part will have to grow back over several months.

Ingrown toenail is caused by clipping your toenail too deep on the sides, or by chewing your toenails. Don't do it unless you want a trip to the doctor.

You will know you have an ingrown toenail when the toe starts to bother you around 5-7 days after you caused the trauma. It will CONTINUE TO GROW until you get it removed, it will never go away. It will develop scab tissue over the enflamed part to protect itself.
Johnny clipped his toenails too close to the skin on the sides, and several months later he had an ingrown toenail. His complaint was, "Then why do they make the toenail clippers curved on the sides?"

Betsy developed the unfortunate habit of chewing on her toenails, and several weeks later she had 2 ingrown toenails.
by Pyro23 June 29, 2011
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Arabian Toenail Clippings

When one hikes to the nearest ISIS meat up and disguises himself as an Arabian ISIS member. While disguised, search for a few members who have the nastiest, cheesiest toenails. When least expected, flash bang the few ISIS members and kidnap them. Then, get your toe nail clippers out. Carefully, clinch the toenail clippings onto each individual victim's ass rims and tear off forcefully. After all of the victims ass rims are torn off, clip the men's cheesy toenails. Then, when all the toenails are collected, hold a gun to their heads and force them to intensively scrape each others raw ass hole meat with their partners toe nails, fallowing with forcing them to lick the toenails clean. While this is going on, masterbate to the fact that you are doing your country justice. Finally, bust a nut on your toes and forcefully make the victims chew your toe nails off. In conclusion, you have done your country well and ended terrorism.
I've done this and I feel great about the Justice I have done to end terrorism. Arabian Toenail Clippings.
by Stephen Strumimhimer January 11, 2017
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camel toenail

When she has gone through the transition from man to woman and still has some penis left.
I met a trans girl today, she had a camel toenail that was bigger than mine.
by Ca$hboy$ March 10, 2021
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Can you kill someone with a toenail?

A question that has challenged and crossed the minds of many but has no clear answer anywhere on the internet. I believe that, Yes you can indeed kill someone using only a toe nail.
Can you kill someone with a toenail?
Yeah Easily
by Indian Atari October 18, 2021
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calum hoods toenail

Ask them not me !200.gif! Their -Calum Hoods ToeNail .....
by Borrison the Wise May 24, 2016
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Shrek's Toenail

a long toenail that belongs to Shrek it is green and yellow and red
Oh wow I found Shrek's toenail in my among us treasure chest fortnite battle pass!!!
by fortniteboi56 March 15, 2022
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