tobias

a spanish slang term with similar meaning to shit, poop, or crap
Don't go in there. I just took a dump, and it smells like tobias.
by MikeJones63748 March 04, 2009
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tobias

1.The famous author of "This boy's life" Tobias Wolff writes about adolescence... kind of boring to read the book though.
Quote from Tobias Wolff "I didn't come to Utah to be the same boy I'd been before. I had my own dreams of transformation, Western dreams, dreams of freedom and dominion and taciturn self-sufficiency. The first thing I wanted to do was change my name. (p 9)"
by crazyevolstalker November 12, 2006
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Tobias Rieper

Agent 47's alias used during jobs upon checking into locations. It is believed that it is a play on "To Buy Us Reaper", a phrase used when referencing hitmen for hire.
Agent 47: Checking in, the name is Tobias Rieper.
*15 minutes later* 11 deaths and a plethora of unconscious people.
by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeet March 14, 2018
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Tobias Eaton

-Character in the Divergent series
-When book takes place, he is 18 years old
-Incredibly sexy and badass
-Initiation instructor and later boyfriend of Tris Prior
-Nicknamed and known as Four because of his four fears
-Originally from Abnegation and transfered to Dauntless
"Who's that over there?"
"That's Tobias Eaton. We call him Four."
"DAMN HE'S FINE!"
by ~:^) December 24, 2013
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dirty tobias

Every time you have sex with someone you steal something from their house until they notice.
Woah, wheres my moms antiqe vase? I think Jonathan pulled a dirty tobias on me.
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hey tobias

guaranteed to make every tobias mad
hey tobias (you put nothing after)
by hsth3t November 30, 2021
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tobias forge

mr. ghost.

its 2023, and somehow this app doesn’t have a definition for tobias forge — aka, toblerone fudge, titfuck, tobingle fobingle, toaster fart. the list goes on.

he likes his coffee kids temp and thinks he has telekinesis. has the fattest ASS (and hyperfixation on metallica).

basically the best swedish musician to ever exist, makes his goofy lil noises and makes silly music. pocket sized, i wanna take a bite out of him. he seems to activate everyone’s cuteness aggression.

twink.
totally normal and sane person: omg have you seen this new picture of tobias forge?!??
actually normal person: no, can i see?
totally normal and sane person: omgjffjdh i wanna beat him up and smash his head into a brick wall and blend him up.

“ puts him in a pillow case and swings him against the wall many times” — someone on twitter in regards to a picture of tobias forge.
by #1 mary goore enthusiast October 29, 2023
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