Mozart Jacuzzi

The act of peeing inside a females mouth subsequently inserting the ballsack inside it, thus submerging the balls in the warm piss.

Note it is optional but strongly recomended that the recipient of the act gargles with the piss giving a hydro-pee massage to the one performing the action.

This practice was pioneered by the famous composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart before a concert for King George III 1764 to calm his nerves before the performance.
"Dude I just a had a really important job interview but it went very good"

"Oh that's nice man!"

"Yeah my girlfriend gave a good old Mozart Jacuzzi so I wasn't nervous at all."
by Bando and Hans June 05, 2024
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Mozart Jocelyn

Mozart Jocelyn's are usually funny and caring. Great name for a horse. Although, they tend to get dirty easily. Usually never win races either. Overall, they are cool
Mozart Jocelyn is slow, but cool
by ur just bad 😉 September 21, 2021
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Mozart

A person who sings/dances for someone while he/she jerks off
Talib: Will you be my mozart?
Saadiq: Twinkle Twinkle, little star......
by Raj Sharma December 15, 2017
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Mozart

A moment of inspiring alacrity from a genius
by Fading puppy December 20, 2021
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Mozart Powerwasher

The sexual act of consuming as much epicac and laxitives as the human body permits, then using your supercritical shit and vomit combo to paint your partner before rolling around, locked in coitus, writing the entirety of Mozarts 5th symphony with your body fluids.
Steve: how was that chick you brought jome last night?
Dale: dude.... she wanted a mozart powerwasher ..... no....
Steve: I'd still hit
by Joeseph Bartholomew nuts May 09, 2022
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His name is Mozart.

his name is mozart as you see
Bloodlust:Look! Its him!

Christopher:What's his name?

Bloodlust:His name is Mozart.
by blue1178real March 19, 2023
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dirty mozart

While your girlfriend is saucin up the piano mad hard then you cum in her ass, then she "acciedntly" shits all over the piano👉🏿👌🏻
I pulled out my willy and stuffed her ass, then she stood on the piano, popped a squat, and now the instructor is curious if she got hit with a dirty mozart
by Dirty moz November 05, 2017
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