mountain tities

When the breasts of a woman are so large that they appear either physically impossible, unstable, or dangerous to others.

Damn boy! Look at those mountain titties. I think we found everest!

Don't let a girl with mountain tities like those motor boat you. It'll be your last breath.

by Oreonsam May 17, 2016

retarded-tities

1. man and I thot she had a retarded tit 2. reject shit 3. idgaf

GUH dat issa a retarded-tities

by bish wtf idc idgaf August 10, 2017

fish tities

Those little bumps on fisishes under it's gills, commonly found on goldfish

I should have bought that one fish with the fish tities, I find them so intresting

by -Anonimously 😛 September 19, 2017

Saggy tities

A really good thing about old women the best is liem fortnits mom saggy tities

Hey your mom has some nice saggy tities

by Broddik February 25, 2020

Itty bittie tities.

Itty bittie tities)..meaning tremendously small breast

Damn Sandra. Needs to buy miracle grow and put it all over her breast. Cause she has some itty bittie tities. .

Meet. Felicia she's the president and CEO. Of the itty bitty tittie committee

by Lilmixd84 September 3, 2016

Chill your tities

Intend to induce or enhance the feeling of relaxed mood. Basically a much harsher way of saying "chill out".

"Girl, you better chill your tities "

by Majestically mysterious Wizard February 6, 2019

Elf Boot Titties

A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.

The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.

by will bitten December 19, 2016