titfer

Hat
Cockney rhyming slang: "Tit for tat:
Titfer hat

He doffed his titfer to his old trouble
See trouble

by Patrick Spence-Thomas May 8, 2003

titter

Euphemism/antoher word for laughing. Now people titter when the word titter is said because of obvious sexual innuendo.

1: *people laugh at man*
Man: Why do you titter so?
*people laugh more*

2: "The Life of Brian was on last night. We tittered a lot!"

by Zelda199 November 17, 2006

puddin titter

when a grown man poops on another mans chest and eats it like pudding.

Joe and I had the best time doing "puddin titter" last night.

by bwood baller 1# December 6, 2010

Titer

Titer: Noun /tea-ter/
Origin: DC
Synonyms: Shone, Homa, twatswater
Definition of Titer…………………………….
1.An individual with no sense of boundaries; tasteless with no self respect or dignity

2.Usually term is used to describe an insecure female, whose seeks confidence by shoning

-tit-er-ing adjective

-tit-er-ness Noun

-tit-er-ly adverb

Titers are hard to spot, they easily assimilate to their environment, equivalent to a chameleon they adapt to their surrounding making it hard to identify them. Individuals should keep their significant others away from teeters, as they will stop at nothing to steal them away.

-A titers action are expedient actions guided primarily by low self confidence and little self respect

•Don’t be a titer, not a good look
•Look at her titering over there
•That’s some titerness behavior
•That’s a titerly move

How to Spot a Titer……………………………..
1.When a female refers to Male friends as BFF
- Often confused with the general term “best friend forever” however when used by Titers it’s an encrypted code meaning Brother for fornication.

2.When a female surrounds her self with more then 1 guy friends and neither one is her Boyfriend rather someone elses

by Keeping it Reall 101 October 10, 2011

Biscuit tities

Titties that are small but perky, just enough to fill up the palm or you hand.

Damn that girl Maddy got some biscuit tities

by Willlllg May 28, 2019

Tittering

To loiter around the breasts. Physically or optically.

Guy1: "John has had a little too much to drink already and going to get slapped again."
Guy2: "He had one drink, what's he doing?"
Guy1: "He's tittering the girl he's trying to hit on."

by Ogles April 21, 2010

Titter Tats

An older redneck or biker chick over the age of 35 who has her tits tattooed. Usually a self tattoo with the name of of a child they had out of wedlock , or a deceased biker or redneck who was the vitcim of Darwin's theory of natural selection. The trainwreck who has the tittertats almost always has more than 2 children. One of those two is usually named after a truck. Such as Dakota, Cheyenne, or F-150. The tats themself are almost always faded and placed on tits that look like a cooked egg hanging from a nail.Generally they fall into 4 catagories. #1 Childrens names, #2 Names and dates of dead people, #3 a rose, #4 some kind of feline paw Usually performed by a friend at a meth lab or biker rally.

My dryer broke and I was at the laundry mat when this lady walked in and bent over in front of me exsposing her titter tats to me. he has 3 on her lfet tit I a guessing of the names and dates or her snot nosed children. And 1 on her right with angel wings around it. Probably of her deceased first sperm donor.

by Jack Calhoun August 13, 2009