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The soup theory

The theory that eating soup at lunch during school hours will get you cuffed
Everyone who had soup at lunch last week has a boyfriend by this week, the soup theory proved true
by Feminine mine December 9, 2017
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The potato theory

Either everything is a potato or nothing is a potato. This theory is very similar to the sex toy theory. Which says that either everything is a sex toy or nothing is a sex toy. This theory is similar to the atom theory. Which says that either everything is atom or nothing is atom.
Person: ey bro u a potato?!
Person 2: maybe bro, maybe ....
Person: shut up mr. the potato theory
by Eliasisnotgay October 18, 2020
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the poop theory

The theory of poop bears on the compatibility of 2 people who are together in a relationship, mainly a girlfriend or a boyfriend. two people are meant to be when one always poops out hard and/or stiff shits and the other one poops out soft and/or watery shits. compatibility strengthens when the two people are shitting together or around the same time.
the poop theory is the theory on poop

Girlfriend: Dayum i jus took a hard ass shit
Boyfriend: aaaayyy i’m taking a shit too, it’s soft tho.
by N.S2 February 19, 2023
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The Dennison Theory

Dennison Theory is when someone who is suspected as being closeted as gay tries to cover up by asking out people they would have no chance with. This may include straight members of the same sex, Leabian/Gay people of the opposite sex, people in committed long-term relationships or people that are way to far out of their league.
“Wow, Lucy really gives off The Dennison Theory vibe.”
by Philip237 June 24, 2023
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The McGuyver Theory

Saying that since McGuyver can make anything out of nothing, McGuyver can fix any and all problems.
Guy 1: My car battery died in the middle of nowhere
Guy 2: If McGuyver were here he would use dirt, pocket lint and catus needles to make a new car battery and drive us home.
Guy 2 used The McGuyver Theory
by neanngis September 22, 2009
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The Carter Theory

A theory expressing the idea of a severe underdevelopment of the brain in the fetal stages that alter the brains ability to intercept and translate sarcasm. The effects of this rare mutation cause one to be "farcically acrimonious" (absurdly bitter). The unfortunate effects may portray the person as an angry or irascible person.
The Carter Theory completely explains why that guy is such an asshole.
by downs is the new up October 7, 2009
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The Wyoming Theory

The theory that states that Wyoming isn't a state. This theory holds ground because:
A)You most likely have never been to Wyoming.
B)You don't know anybody who is from Wyoming.
C)You don't watch television shows that take place in Wyoming.
D)You don't buy products from companies based in Wyoming.

But what is in that part of the country? A government conspiracy? The Illuminati headquarters? A tear in the Space-Time Continuum? Open your eyes.
Marvin: "Wyoming isn't a state"
Yoervis: "That's bs man"
Marvin: "Read up on the Wyoming Theory"
by ImmortalTechnique_KOR March 11, 2014
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