a very hot guy whos a bit of a man whore. he is eloquent with is words, and you believe them, even if you know better. goes by the nickname I , noone else, gave him, ninja.hes very flexible and great at gymnastics and wont tell me how. he prefers young women (he'd make a great vampire, if they were real lol) he has lots of people he calls friends but he doesnt actually understand the phrase "just friends". hes , deep down, a very good person just misunderstood.
by texasgirl:) April 20, 2011
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by Unco Sam's Eggroll April 6, 2008
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A nickname for a person with a general intelligence similar to that of a five year-old. Often completely oblivious to the world around them.
Person 1: Aren't Muslims peaceful people that love America?
Person 2: C'mon Kris, that question was stupider than your mama's cholo!
Person 2: C'mon Kris, that question was stupider than your mama's cholo!
by UncleSam50 June 27, 2008
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by Anonymous Personafication August 28, 2010
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Person 1. "OMG, thats the purplest and most wavey thing I have ever seen...what is that?"
Person 2. "Its a Kris"
Person 3. "Im calling the police"
Person 2. "Its a Kris"
Person 3. "Im calling the police"
by TopCat27 December 23, 2009
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