Panda Golfer

a) A golfer who would only play a round of golf under almost perfect conditions (e.g. sunny, no wind, ideal temperture, 9-plus hours of sleep the night before) so the golfer's performance on the scorecard is maximized. Like a panda who is pampered and needs perfect condition to mate.

b) A southern California golfer.

Tony will not join us tomorrow morning, that Panda Golfer will not play under any adverse weather condition.

by BBG-GBL February 16, 2009

Golfer's Dozen

A Baker's Dozen is 13. A Golfer's Dozen is 14. The number of extra marital affairs Tiger Woods has racked up.

Tiger Woods has a Golfer's Dozen notches on his putter.

by FilmLabRat February 19, 2010

Night Golfer

A homosexual.

Yeah, that guy seems cool, but I have a feeing he might be a night golfer, if you know what I mean.

by Popo June 24, 2003

Midnight Golfer

A racist, derogatory, stereotypical term used to describe an African-American.

Look at that Midnight Golfer. 'Dat niggas in a trance staring at that booty.

by What Up! January 21, 2006

Naked Baby Golfer

A child in his underwear with a golfer cap

My little brother is a naked baby golfer

by Ndjdshsb February 13, 2018

Covid Golfer

Someone who has picked up the sport of golfing since the beginning of covid lockdowns as a means of getting out. Such person has also convinced themselves of superior athleticism, because they have packed 8 years of experience in a two year period.

Justine is a covid golfer. She's a decent player from playing 5 games of golf every week since picking it up due to free time from covid.

by OldGGolfer July 6, 2022

bad golfer

Someone who can't even hit the ball with a skyscraper sized club. Anyone named Nick can fill this role.

Oh my God dude! I went to the Country Club yesterday with such a Nick. Big mistake.
Bad Golfer: Someone who thinks their good at golf, but really isn't.

by gunslinger8DICK May 17, 2016