Flat Tired

So tired ,exhausted , finished , doomed ,

after i fucked that fat bitch , i'm flat tired that i can't breath

by DrScavenger March 26, 2008

Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help

When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.

Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.

by Caesar The Baby May 24, 2018

ford bronco on 4 flat tires

When a girl has sex doggy stile while her legs and arms are num

Yo I gave that girl a ford bronco on 4 flat tires.

by Syndrome December 06, 2015

down like four flat tires on a dump truck

Means that you are cool about doing something.

Mike says: Hey are you down to go to the movie tonight.

Rashad says: I'm down like four flat tires on a dump truck.

by Larry Scott December 10, 2007

Puerto Rican flat tire

When someone replies "PSSSSSSSSSH"
To anything said to them.
Basically saying they don't agree making the sound of a flat tire.
Mostly done by Puerto Rican females

Hey you dating that BBC?
Pssssssh (Puerto Rican flat tire) sound

by Puertoricanflattire March 16, 2020

Flat tire

When A Car Tire Looks Like A Floppy Penis On The Floor Like Because Of 1 Little Screw Randomly On The Road

Oh Crap I Got A Flat Tire!

by anhandle123 May 22, 2023

Flat tire

When a chubby person farts.

chubby person farts Dang! You need me to call roadside assistance?!? Sounds like you just got a flat tire!

by FDubs January 06, 2025