Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

An alternate phrase for a bowel movement.

Gary: I need to take the Browns to the Super Bowl and I think it's going to be a long season.

George: Well I should say so. You've eaten nothing but cheeseburgers for the last week.

by jspringston July 7, 2008

the brown note

the frequency of sound that makes you uncontroably shit yourself!

i was walking down the street, saw a beautiful girl... then a noise sounded from afar and as we looked deep into eachothers eyes, we both shit ourselves uncontroably..... the brown note strikes again.

by Brandon B. And Nick K. June 11, 2006

take the browns to the superbowl

have a bowel movement.

I'll be right back... gotta take the browns to the superbowl.

by walberto ralon March 30, 2007

taking the brownies out of the oven

a elaborate way to tell someone you're going to take a massive shit, the oven being your hot, stinky ass. see also taking the browns to the super bowl, dropping the kids off at the pool

Hours after raping the local chinese buffet, Blake's ass reminded him to take the brownies out of the oven.

by Cory Bovard December 8, 2004

Grow the Brown Tail

To take a shit. That's it.

Aaron made a decisive move towards the bathroom after breakfast. "That coffee got me going," he said, "I'm going to go grow the brown tail."

by Jamey V. May 21, 2007

Knight of the brown table.

Some one who frequently indulges in gay sex.

That Denver, he's a knight of the brown table.

by ConCoon July 4, 2011

Given'er the Brown Noser

When you have your girl on her hands and knees. Then you proceed to eat her pussy from behind. Getting your face and nose deep in her ass.

I woke up this morning with ass juice on my nose. That's the last time I will be given'er the Brown Noser.

by Gooey Lewy May 3, 2019