The Big Gay Theory

There is a theory that the BIG GAY is actually a virus that was released by the Gay Bomb created by the Crystal Queers back in WWII. The virus would make its host hallucinate, making the host think that the same gender is actually the opposite. But it doesnt make the host hallucinate a woman or man, it makes them hallucinate a hard to tell crossdresser also known as a trap. And because of this, it makes the host a Big Gay hence the virus being called the G-Virus aka the Gay-Virus. It is also known that the G-Virus makes the hand you use to masterbate the most and makes it into a fap hand sandwitch and it also makes it sentient. It also grows a large eyeball, acting as the arm's eyes to watch you sleep and masterbate.
ex:

Person 1: Bro have you ever heard about The Big Gay Theory?
Person 2: Isn't that a sho-
*Gay Bomb Explodes out of nowhere*
*The G-Virus infects both of them*
Person 1: Man is that a hot japanese school girl?
Person 2: Is that a hot japanese cheerleader?
Person 1: Lets have sex right now.
*removes trousers*
*sees pee pee*
Person 1: Its actually a boy and thats gay but its face looks like a girl so it doesnt make me gay!
*after long Big Gay sex*
*realizes they dont actually look like grills*
Person 1: Oh no I have space aids.
Person 2: Oh no I am the Big Gay.

by Faggottini Holocaust February 1, 2019

the big gay machine

The Big Gay Machine is Simone, and also possibly Kareem. Being the big gay machine is worse than being the big gay (being gay isn't bad though, only being The Big Gay or The Big Gay Machine is bad)

You are the big gay.
Hey, at least I'm not The Big Gay Machine

by supreme court of definitions September 23, 2020

The big gay Sha5ra

It’s when a punch of gays or “faggots” post send there friends 555 at 5:55 pm or 5:55 am , and it’ called a sha5ra cause 555 makes snoring sound in Arabic or خخخخخخخ(copy and paste in google yo hear it)

Charlie sent 555
ITS THE BIG GAY SHA5RA TIME

by Katapholia March 23, 2022

u have the big gay

if this is said then the sun gets closer to earth by 1 mile

james;ur dumb
isaiah;dont make me do it

james;do it pussy
isaiah;u have the big gay
''sun engulfs mercury''

by SLAVBOI69 May 13, 2018

ur mom is the big gay XD

A less fatal form of "ur mom gay lol". To be used against your friends when they are roasting you to turn the tables of the roast.

Friend: Boi if u don't get your Mayor-of-Whoville lookin ass the fu-
Me: Ur mom is the big gay XD
Friend: *stammering* W-well i-i uhh

by heckinoof666 May 7, 2018

ur mum got the big gay

An insult so strong it's dangerous to use, whenever in an argument and apply this insult to the other person they will be anilatared most likely die or throw a no u which you must respond with anyone named "their name" mum triple gay which will finish them off

Timmy: your sister a mister
Roders: well ur mum got the big gay
Timmy: suffers a heart attack (99% die when happens like this)

by Rodersmoderssloders May 15, 2018

Are do you have the big gay?

The most formal way to ask someone if they have the big gay

Yo dude, are do you have the BIG gay?

by Hoggest January 19, 2019