Voice of the Valley

A "newspaper", published once or twice a week, mailed out 30 or 40 at a time to each and every single resident unlucky enough to be living withing a 25 mile radius of the 98038 area code, containing 4 month old news, an editorial from some old guy who thinks he knows what's the best way to handle current events yet is obviously not playing with a full deck of card, feature articles about someone's missing cow or which goat won best in show at the local hee-haw fair, and 90% advertising.

"Oh snap, our mailbox just exploded from the 10 Voice of the Valleys we just got. But wait! We finally get to know who the students of the month were 6 months ago!"

by VotVsuckslolrofl September 30, 2004

Tootsie Roll in the Valley

When your partner is on her back and you're titty fucking her, you accidentally shit on her stomach.

I was TF'in my girl last night and straining to get a nut when I accidentally left a tootsie roll in the valley.

by Thaddeus Q. Wellington June 5, 2005

the valley

a quaint suburban sort of place, the valley is thought to be tacky and boring by the snobs who live over the hill, but those of us who live here know there's more to life than spending daddy's money on drugs and designer jeans. we take complete credit for the extreme usage of the word "like" that seems to have overrun the teen nation.

1) Like, yeah, I was driving the 405 in traffic, and all I could think was, "Thank goodness I live in the valley!"

by sfvforlife January 11, 2005

yodle in the valley

To feast upon ones pussy.

i like to yodle in the valley on a slow sunday afternoon.

by Rubsky April 19, 2006

Down in the Valley

Awesome chain of headshops in Minnesota. Best smelling store ever because of the large wall of insense.

Dude I just got this sweet bong at Down in the Valley.

by Clarkie1016 June 16, 2008

The Voice of the Valley

A "newspaper", published once or twice a week, mailed out 30 or 40 at a time to each and every single resident unlucky enough to be living within a 25 mile radius of the 98038 area code, containing 4 month old news, an editorial from some old guy who thinks he knows what's the best way to handle current events yet is obviously not playing with a full deck of card, feature articles about someone's missing cow or which goat won best in show at the local hee-haw fair, and 90% advertising.

"Oh snap, our mailbox just exploded from the 10 Voice of the Valleys we just got. But wait! We finally get to know who the students of the month were 6 months ago!"

by VotVsuckslolrofl September 30, 2004

the valley

noun. The San Fernando Valley in Los Angeles. see sfv. Also known to mean any other valley such as the central valley in CA, simi valley, san jose, san gabriel, etc. usually denotes a valley in California.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003