Triple Threat

The act of inserting three fingers (at the same time, not in a triangle) into someones butt. Funnier and more appalling when it is a straight male asking for it.

Hilarious. If you are asked to give, or just decide to give one. You must tell your friends. All of them.

"I gave my boyfriend the Triple Threat last night. I think it's about time we break up."

by TT4Life May 30, 2009

triple threat

1.(noun) a bowl packed with weed on the bottom, hashish packed in tightly then melted in so as to be absorbed by the pot, then mashed/rolled/sprinkled in kief so as to render the marijuana invisible. most tasteful
2.(verb) to rightously fuck someone up

dude1: that triple threat fucking triple threatened my brain there for an hour or so...
dude2: bro, that was like ten minutes ago.
dude3: <gurgling snore sounds>

by krispy805 August 1, 2008

triple-threat

Three men that fit into each of the following three categories: 1)overweight 2)ugly 3)not nice. These men have absolutely nothing going for them and are clueless to this fact. Strangely enough, these men are rarely single.

Triple-threat usually contains: one pink man, one hairy man and one serial killer

by MarcyyyyyBabyy February 20, 2009

Triple Threat

the act of going to the bathroom and pooping, peeing, and ejaculating in the toilet, all in the same bathroom session.

How was your bathroom break.
I had a great Triple Threat

by o.wang.a.tang October 24, 2013

triple threat

A sad state of affairs or just pure back luck when a person (most oftenly a female) is ugly, fat, and has bad hair.

Quick, hide your lunches! Amanda the triple threat is waddling in here!

by The Devil's Mistress July 7, 2005

triple threat

Three sexy blondes.

"Did you see the Triple Threat today?" "Yeah they are so sexy!"

by themakers February 15, 2010

Triple Threat

A person having red hair, glasses and braces.

Person one: “Look at that person over there.”
Person two: “Yea that’s a triple threat.”

by Thatguy_ November 14, 2017