A person simping for Shrek. The only acceptable form of simping.
Definition: Person simping for Shrek. Says “welcome to my swamp” at least twice a week.
Definition: Person simping for Shrek. Says “welcome to my swamp” at least twice a week.
Person 1: Watcha got there?
Person 2: I made a real life swamp for Shrek, so that when he comes back to life, he will have a place to stay with me.
Person 1: Bro, you’re, like, one of the biggest sumps I know.
Person 2: I know. Welcome to my swamp.
Person 2: I made a real life swamp for Shrek, so that when he comes back to life, he will have a place to stay with me.
Person 1: Bro, you’re, like, one of the biggest sumps I know.
Person 2: I know. Welcome to my swamp.
by Vasen August 17, 2020
Get the sumpsmug. One of Trumps many sycophantic white house staff, who get such a raging boner from his position of power they basically act like he can do no wrong and will defend his position at the cost of everything; behaving like a simp only much worse, hence the term Sump.
Mitch McConnell: "Dude it's been almost 5 minutes and no-ones licked Trumps asshole! Where the hell is Seb Gorka?"
Mike Pence: "Nah, he's gone bro! Trump fired him, he was way too much of a Sump!"
Mike Pence: "Nah, he's gone bro! Trump fired him, he was way too much of a Sump!"
by GatorBoy96 August 9, 2020
Get the Sumpmug. Sally the Sump: I just bought him a whole ass house and a car and we're not even dating!
Jebby the Pimp: Sis, you're a sump!
Jebby the Pimp: Sis, you're a sump!
by athalon January 24, 2021
Get the sumpmug. Gay Dude 1: "That guy has a great ass!"
Gay Dude 2: "Yeah, that's a fine Salt Water Sump he has there!"
Gay Dude 2: "Yeah, that's a fine Salt Water Sump he has there!"
by Bigkevsta November 14, 2025
Get the Salt Water Sumpmug. a person who spends most of their waking hours in the basement. They piss in a cup and dump it out of the basement window.
by The fun bunch May 8, 2018
Get the munson sump pumpmug.