scared the squirrel

when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.

I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.

by Steven Herraiz December 23, 2019

scared the shit outta me

When you get scared shit-less, it literally scared the shit out of you.

Pacifica: you got so scared during that movie.

Tom: of course i did! It was terrifying! That movie scared the shit outta me!

by I..like..donkey..dick.👍 July 11, 2023

Scare the Goat

Phrase

A term referring to one who is overly loud or unnecessarily excited

Levi, settle down please, you’re scaring the goat!

Calm down, no reason to scare the goat

by Bounceback January 25, 2024

Scared of the baird

A person, namely male, who is too scared to have sex.

The baird being a Scottish slang term for a vagina.

Guy 1: So did you two have sex last night?

Guy 2: nah...i...eh....just didnt feel like it.

Guy 1: nah you're just scared of the baird!

by BeccaaBee November 23, 2009

You haven't scored until the knickers are off

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...

What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".

by The Bazman June 19, 2007

scared of the dark

A terrible racist.....

I am scared of the dark!!!

by Matt from that Christmas party, remember...ya you do....you used to be pretty December 25, 2007

Scared of the big S

Scared of the left side of the politics. Communism, socialism and leftism is your fear.

Real Americans are scared of the big S

by Baudet for president November 1, 2023