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Person 1: My car broke down!
Person 2: Man that rubs!
by justgivemeaname May 27, 2005
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Verb: The action in which one rubs a very attractive female while admiring her beauty. This term can only be used in such rare occasions that the male comes across a "2" specimen on the binary scale.

In the case of a "2" specimen, the beauty must be extreme to the point that simply admiring her, as one would do to a fine work of art, is more desirable than engaging in sexual activities.

To "Rub That" is technically superior to "Tap That" though some will disagree. This is because the specimen is almost always more attractive.

Binary Scale:

-1 = Death at first sight
0 = I'm keeping my penis in my pants.
1 = Using penis to have sexual acts with specimen**
2 = Keeping distance or using hands to admire specimen*

* This act is defined as "Rubbing That"
**This act is defined as "Tapping That"
Yo, I was so dumbfounded by the beauty of this girl that i rubbed that.

The other day I saw this highly attractive specimen and my hand got all tingly because I wanted to rub that.

I stopped masturbating after I discovered the pleasure of rubbing that.

My wife uses cucumber scented moisturizers so that rubbing that is more pleasurable with her. It doesn't work though because my wife is morbidly obese and is covered in boils.

I often cry when rubbing that because the the pure beauty blinds my eyes.

Sometimes I rub leather furniture to simulate rubbing that.
by smooth hands April 19, 2010
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to rub the back of someone's neck really hard, when they have done or said something stupid. You must call "rub" before you can take action. If someone says "no-rub" before you say "rub" then you can't rub them.
Kelly: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Terri: Rub

Kelly: How many letters are in the alphabet? No rub!
by KeiKei May 9, 2006
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A special kind of sexual act where someone is pleasured simply by being slowly rubbed or carressed across their body
"Oi James is this the rubbing room?" "Yeah come on give me a cheeky rub" "RUB"
by liquidass99 May 8, 2016
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What’s going on with Flo and Bob rubbing those butts together with their tails lifted.
by MayDayMeh June 24, 2018
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Joe: She better give me a tuck and rub when I check out
Mike: what?
Joe: a tuck and rub? Yeah no idea, heard it in a YouTube video.

Mike: well I want one too!

Cashier: your total is $14.67.
Joe: thanks

Cashier: have a good day

Joe: now I’m upset.
Mike: You’re upset cause you didn’t get something that you don’t know of.
Joe: yes.
Mike: sounds about right.
by Subscribe to 16Bitboy on YT March 19, 2021
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1.) To use one's pointy finger (digitus secundus) and middle finger (digitus medius) in a rubbing manner with the thumb to attend to one's genitals.

2.) The money gesture, only done with the meatus of the penis in the middle.

- Penny Rubbing is primarily done outside of the pants or from within a pocket.
Yo Rob! Quit PENNY RUBBING while you're cooking dinner.

As Rob listened to his girlfriend mindlessly dribble, he was penny rubbing, allowing proper aeration and ventilation to the folds of his scrotum.
by Rob....? Later. October 19, 2011
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