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Think Outside the Box

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"Think outside the box" is the phrase every douchebag boss you've ever had has said to you at least one time. "Think Outside the Box" as a phrase itself has no meaning. It literally has no useful meaning whatsoever.

What they WANT it to mean when they say it (They being of course your superiors at every job you hated when you were younger) is for you to exercise your mind and figure out the solution to a problem.

The real meaning? "I have no idea how to answer your question, so figure it out for yourself."
1.) You: Sir, I found the account you wanted me to research, but in what way am I supposed to approach a 60 year old man with no liquid assets living on social security?

Your superior who's actually awful at his AND your job: Think outside the box!

2.) You as a 3rd grader: Dad, what's 9/3?
Your dad: 2.

You as a 6th grader: Dad, if x-10 = 15, what is x?
Your dad: 25

You as a freshman in high school: Dad, if (x-10)+5(2) = 20, what is x?
Your dad: ...Think outside the box!
by Aurinax September 9, 2010
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Outside the oval

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Stepping outside the box is good for most. However, if you’re really an innovator you need to take it further and step outside the oval.

The box sits inside the oval.

Beyond outside the box.
In order to save his company Mike had to step outside the oval.
by Mikey "Brains" March 21, 2011
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Outside the box thinking

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1. Problem solving or articulate thinking in a non conventional way.

2. Thinking in terms or aligning thought processes that are the same or very similar to those of Joshua Wilson.

3. Thoughts or mind processes that recipricate those of Timothy Griggs. He shall always be inside the box.
Nicolas: Hey bro why does he never use outside the box thinking.
Josh: because the answer is in the question bro.
by Officelinebacker September 9, 2010
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On the stairs outsidies

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Feeling a girl or guys stomach, but not bare skin.
Man she let me go on the stairs outsidies. It was legit.
by Gangstuh D. Piddy September 4, 2011
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thinking outside the box

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The thoughts a male has during intercourse to delay his impending ejaculation. Examples include sports, work, movies and his grandmother's loose, grungy, mothball ridden cunt.
Mike 2: Dude I came in like .08 seconds last night, my wife was pissed.

Mike 1: Guess you weren't thinking outside the box!
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outside the box

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Wow, it was all dark and snuggly inside my Mom but now it's way too bright, too cold, and some asshole is slapping me on the ass. What the Deuce? I'm 'outside the box'!
by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
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I've read your board presentation, Walter. Yes, "duck butter" certainly does represent a refreshing departure from standard accounting terminology. But alas, I'm afraid I'll need you to think outside the building. By the way, are we really selling that many hot pockets in Alabama?
by Lord Stentor November 27, 2011
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