mushroom

A natural fungus, the shape of Condoleeza Rice's head.

damn that is one shroomy skull!

by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005

mushrooms

As seen in the intervals between fields of dancing badgers.

Badgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

mushroom

1. Computer industry term for a programming primadonna with no social skills.

2. One who prefers writing code and/or administrating servers from a dark closet, whom is only to be bothered when someone has shit to throw at them.

3. An asshat with technical prowess that makes them hard to fire.

He's a damn good Unix admin, but he's a bit of a mushroom. If you don't want a condescening answer, there'd better be a server fire.

by irritus December 1, 2004

mushroom

A mushroom is normally a girl (possibly a guy) with short hair shaped like a mushroom.

Sonia's new hair cut makes her look like a mushroom

by hehe sonia <3.. February 10, 2010

mushroom

A mushroom is an enormous/fat human being with a head shaped slightly abnormal, and a hairstyle which seems to differ from others and resembles a particular type of fungus/mushroom,and their nose seems to be physically misplaced and gigantic.(sometimes it may seem slightly crooked)

"ThAt GiRl Is a HuGe mUsHrOoM!"

by alistar May 13, 2005

Mushroom

Some majorly evil things. Work a lot with garden gnomes.
Watch out for them.

"Oh God, RUN AWAY FROM THE MUSHROOMS !"
"Yes ! They stop the happy noodles !"

by Ashiezorz September 3, 2007

mushroom

A mushroom is guy who is unattractive overall without any redemptive qualities (such as good personality, charisma, sense of humor, smells good). They are just full of cringeworthy qualities such as:
Being painfully ugly
Lacking hygiene
Messy appearance
Typically shy
Arrogrant

If there is something good about him that makes him tolerable, then he is probably not a mushroom.

The female equivalent is a moth.

"God, I hate Charlie. He's ugly, almost obese, rude, and smells really bad."

"Golly Jennifer, why are you even friends with that mushroom? All he does is play video games and avoid daylight. "

by misterxoxo January 25, 2016