stroke the lizard

Jamaican phrase for smoking a joint.

Hey man let's go stroke the lizard at the park

by Nosferatu! June 22, 2009

gut the lizard

to take a shit. the same as to "bleed the lizard" but from the arse instead of the penis.

1) just off to the shitter to gut the lizard
2) "i'm off to the toilet to bleed the lizard"
"i'll come too, i need to gut mine"

by chester jay November 11, 2009

Trolling the Lizard

A Puerto Rican dude and his redhead counterpart made this term to signify smoking weed.

I was trolling the lizard so hard I got the munchies big time.

by PR09! August 20, 2012

larry the lizard

A person with a nice beard, who looks like a lizard, he's got the crusty skin, and got bushes under his pits.

Larry the lizard is a gingerbread man

by LarryTheLizard March 28, 2015

Taking the lizard out for a walk

To masturbate; jerking it

Sebastian: "Hey Andrew, you wanna hang tonight?"

Andrew: "Nah man, I'm taking the lizard out for a walk rn, some other time"

by NotShadogun August 23, 2019

The Lizard King

The alterego taken up by Jim Morrison, one of the greatest poets and singers to ever live.

Try to set the night on fire, try to set the night on fire, TRY TO SET THE NIGHT ON FIREEEE!Yeah
-The Doors, "Light My Fire"

by The Almight Lizard King November 6, 2004

The Lizard King

The Co-Worker no one really knows the truth about. Is their name even their real name. You will never know and can not stop their rise to power, They are the Lizard King.

Adam: Robert is totally The Lizard King. He has gotten promotion after promotion and no one really knows anything about him.

Doug: Is Robert even his real name?

by BozOU44 November 7, 2022