comp crusher

A person who downloads lots of large files untill they fill the computers hard drive completely. Then, they free up a miniscule amount of free space, then fill it up again.

When Jimmy found out that he could actually download porn, he became a comp crusher.

by NINJA_CARROT August 18, 2009

Melon Crushers

Big juicy thighs that could crush your head like a Watermelon

"Dude, you see that girl's legs over there, look at those melon crushers!"

by LSDemons October 14, 2020

Couch crusher

Comprable to the always-popular chair Crusher these behemoths do not only Crush normal human chairs but they can Crush an entire couch with their massive girth

Jimbo: did you see the girl Billy Ray left the bar with! Damn she was a real chair crusher!

Cleatus: Hell wasn't no chair crusher! She was a couch crusher!

by TV2112 March 22, 2019

Cookie Crusher

Verb: The female teabag. Where one places their vaginal lips on ones forehead.

Jimbo was passed out on the couch while Kim gave him the COOKIE CRUSHER!

by T Rod August 27, 2004

cunt crusher

A penis that is so large it physically crushes a girls "cunt". Easily mistaken for clit crusher.

My dick is so big it crushed that bitches cunt, a.k.a. i'm a cunt crusher!

by cuntcrusher November 14, 2009

boob crusher

when someone squeezes you while hugging, or hugs so tight that 'it crushes your boobs' - people from walter reed -

Brandon L. IS the boob crusher.

by tropical london October 21, 2005

Chair Crusher

A overweight person who is so extremely fat, if they sit on a normal human chair it will be crushed by their massive girth.

dude 1 : Did you see that fat chick at the bar?

dude 2 : Yeah, she was a real chair crusher

by TV CAR July 25, 2010