"Yeah she's cute, but her shit stinks."
"What? How do you know?"
"I gave her a Cookie Monster last night"
"What? How do you know?"
"I gave her a Cookie Monster last night"
by bfunk_brian April 6, 2009
Get the Cookie Monstermug. by J. N. Ayash July 25, 2008
Get the cookie monstermug. When you take a fat hit from a bong filled with milk and inhale the smoke through a cookie in your mouth
by Bro. Haley's is lit January 12, 2021
Get the Cookie Monstermug. The moment when your nipples are pointing in two different directions imitating Cookie Monster's googly eyes.
by __Kris__ June 19, 2022
Get the Cookie Monsteringmug. on a college campus, one who invites members of the opposite sex into his or her (usually her) dorm for sexual favors. When caught by an RA, the person will say they were eating cookies as an excuse.
by Angelo D'mysterioso August 9, 2008
Get the cookie-monstermug. Describes the act of anal sex followed by cuming in the ass followed by the women turning around bending over, spreading her cheeks releasing the skeet onto a cookie and then eating it like the Sesame Street Character "Cookie Monster"
by WebbR6 December 31, 2009
Get the Cookie Monstermug. A man takes a cookie into his mouth, and he inserts it into a woman's vagina. He bobs his head back and forth, inserting the cookie in and out of the vagina. The woman squirts breast milk onto the cookie and vagina to act as a lubricant. Once the vagina has the aroma of a cookie the man gives the cookie to the girl, and he proceeds to go cunnilingus on the woman. As the man is performing cunnilingus the woman puts her breast milk on the cookie and eats it like an oreo with milk. This can be performed on a woman's rectum as well.
Dude, this girl at the bakery had some big ass chocolate chip cookies, and I totally went Cookie Monster on her ass.
by Kenny Cummings April 8, 2008
Get the Cookie Monstermug.