cuffing the carrott

Wanking, tossing, or spanking the monkey.

Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.

by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS November 4, 2013

the friendly confines

nickname for historic Wrigley Field in Chicago. Home of the Chicago Cubs. The oldest (1914) National League Ball Park, with ivy covered outfield walls. Also known for the best fans in the United States.

"Welcome to the friendly confines of Wrigley Field"

by Cubs Fan From Chicago May 15, 2005

cuffin the twirleys

When someone is tryin to keep all the hoes to themselves or cockblockin

Ay o bro..why you be cuffin the twirleys i was bout to get on

by dreadrea December 12, 2009

cuffing the suspect

To masturbate, to put the prisoner in lockdown

I was in the middle of cuffing the suspect when the phone rang

by shineon February 1, 2008

cuffing the carrot

for a male to have his female or male partner put his condom on him, but at the same time she or he is giving him a handjob

While my girl was cuffing the carrot last night I got cum all over her.

by sunshineyy June 30, 2008

Cuffing the undertoe

When one slips on their shoe without fully putting the heel part on so that they can help their girlfriend take out their stinky garbage in record time, albeit without exerting much energy.

Tony: I dont have time to put my shoes on for this garbage doo-hickey chore thing

Bri: simple solution- try cuffing the undertoe

by antbell21 January 12, 2019

cuffin' the dog

See masturbate.

Nothing moved Billy more than a good round of cuffin' the dog.

by Drew Bryden May 11, 2003