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Captain Morgan stance

When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.
I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.
by DrKarate September 20, 2012
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Captain Morgan

When you diss somebody follow it up with alling them captain morgan to add extra insult.

It can also be used when someone disses you to turn it around on them
You look so stupid. I just dissed you. CAPTAIN MORGAN
by Tainty McBalls May 3, 2022
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Captain Morgan

When you pour a whole bottle of rum in a girls vagina and the pick her up and let it pour out like a fountain on you
Guys did you hear that Ryan pulled a captain Morgan last night on his girl?
by Ravenclaw21 March 24, 2017
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