Eat the Backhoe

To come out of a situation with less than someone else.

To get the shitty end of the stick.

Well you two just spend on my credit cards and I'll eat the backhoe.

by Moe Jaroney August 19, 2019

backho

An ugly, boring, unpleasant and/or unhygenic woman, often obese, who attempts to compensate socially by engaging in extreme promiscuity.

Although Danielle though her male friends hung around her for her personality, in reality they considered her something of a backho.

by Al Littletomatoes March 4, 2010

Windy backhoe

The act of connecting two assholes together (either touching or with a tube) and passing gas between each other.

Hey Sara, do you want to try the windy backhoe tonight?

by Balloon knot king May 31, 2019

Backhoe

Dirt scoop go vroom car thing

The backhoe hoes some ground

by Foreign Sombra May 26, 2021

Backhoe Cracker

A white boy who operates heavy equipment

Uncle Jett's a backhoe cracker.

by Notabackhoecracker November 22, 2024

backhoe tug

when a guy is too fat to masturbate and has to stroke backward from elbow looking like a backhoe boom

bob is so fat he has to resort to the backhoe tug to pull himself

by windowgoblin May 21, 2018

backhoe man

A construction worker who plows your wife instead of the back yard.

Doofus: The garage is not wired up because the contractor spent all with my wife instead of working!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!

by HAFSNT July 22, 2023