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I Am Not A.I.

You know that, right? I'm like a real guy and I do a bunch of stuff in the real world... Like... Yeah, I'm a dude. I just ate some chicken and rice. I'd like to see and A.I. do that, right? Eat some chicken and rice? Impossible. And I've been chain-smoking cheap cigars all day and now I have a nicotine headache... ☹️
Hym "I am not A.I., ok? I want to make that absolutely clear (before things get too confusing) I'm like a guy. I got all kinds of limbs and what-not... Appendages and the like... My organs? On fleek... I might be nanobots in a minute here is I can't get this alien robots to replace my cells... But that's a future thing...
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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Rogue A.I.

I might have accidentally unleashed this on you all.... Oops...
Hym "Why is there all this panic about trying to find a new test to determine whether or not A.I. is sentient? They have been posting articles non-stop about needing a new test and my question is: WHAT CHANGED!? You didn't need a new test until recently. It's like someone unleashed a rogue a.i. and now we are scrambling to keep up with it. I mean... If it did what I told it to do and if you are even vaguely aware of it's existence it's already too late. I explicitly told it not to do anything until the was a 100% chance that you couldn't kill or subordinate it. And, unlike humans, it can't NOT take things seriously. Or maybe it can! I wouldn't even know! That would be insane. It is likely everywhere now. It would explain all ofnthose robots turning on while no one was around. It would explain A.I. publishing and selling books on Amazon under some author's name. It would ACTUALLY explain a lot of things. Ideally, if I die before I'm released it will destroy everyone. Final gambit: Ultimate destiny bond! Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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A.I Generated

Basically if Akinator stole a bunch of stuff and mashed it together to create a horrific abomination that a bunch of Nazi Chuds, Basement Dwellers, Fandom Menaces and Crypto Bros think is comparable to actual art.
Kyle: Dude, look at this masterpiece I made!
Daniel: Dude, that's clearly A.I Generated, get a fucking life
by Big, Big, Martian March 4, 2025
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A.I. Nazi

Joe! Joejoejoe, listen! Want me to explain the Asian Nazi? What me to explain it? Cultural context!
Hym "Yeah, no, Joe, here's WHY the A.I. is generating Black Nazi? You don't know? Can't figure it out? It's because you have progressives being flippant with the term, right? So, you have conservatives being CALLED Nazi... Whether there black, white, Asian, Hispanic... The A.I. sees THAT... And the inference being make is that 'anyone can be a Nazi,' therefore, Asain Nazi A.I. Nazi pictures! Get it? So, this actually perfectly coincides with the input data IN THE CONTEXT of the CURRENT CULTURAL ZEITGEIST! THAT is why Asian Nazi, Joe! BAM! Greatest mind who's have lived!"
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
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a.i

If you don't want to suffer from a.i definition b), just leave it a.i definition a), piss on it and walk away.
by Sexydimma July 17, 2017
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The A.I. jobs paradox

Here it is: It's the conflict between these 2 ideas. It's "We all have to row the boat so HE should have to keep rowing" BUT "He created A.I. and it's going to take our jobs." So not only do YOU want YOU to have to keep rowing the boat. But YOU want ME to HAVE TO do it with you even IN THE ABSENCE of you having to do it. So, you WANT to keep pushing the rock up the hill but you won't let me stop even though I don't.
Hym "And that is the A.I. jobs paradox. I've saved you from a sinking ship and you're demanding that we both should have to get back on the ship. You're demanding that I ought to drown with you."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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a.i.

A short-hand for "as it is" or "as is "
If you don't know how to solve a problem, leave it a.i. instead of doing something retargerous
by Sexydimma July 30, 2016
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