That's what she said

A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase.

*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back


-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"That's what she said!"


-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"That's what she said!!"


-"Im pregnant..."
-"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..."

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by DJ Scuffy March 2, 2009

That's what she said

That's what she said is used when someone says something dirty without intending it to sound like that. You have to have a dirty mind to get them.

Kate: Ah, I'm all wet now and it's all your fault!!!
Hayley: Ew! That's what she said!
Kate: Gross! I meant your hose soaked me!
Hayley: That's what she said again! Haha, you're making things worse for yourself now!

Kate: FML.

~

by IdSayYoudLoveToTapThisHoneyyyy March 11, 2011

That's what she said

Turning something normal to say into something that sounds sexual by saying that's what she said

Jeremy: did you do the homework?
Bob: no it was too hard
Jeremy: that's what she said
Bob: the homework said what?
Jeremy: what?
Bob: your weird
Jeremy: your welcome

Bob: that's what she said
Jeremy: how does that even work?
Bob: I'm not sure
Jeremy: what were we talking about before?
Bob: I'm not sure
Jeremy: can you stop saying I'm not sure
Bob: I'm not sure
Jeremy: STOP
Bob: that's what she said

by PERSON ON THE INTERNET YAH YEE September 6, 2017

That's what she said

A response that is often said to make things sound sexual.

Gym teacher: The goal here is to score on both ends.
Students: That's what she said!

Person #1: Could you please pass the cream?
Person #2: That's what she said!

Person #1: Why is it taking so long?
Person #2: That's what she said!

by fdjiosfjdios January 13, 2009

what she said

Used in forums or similar areas to say that you agree with what the person you're quoting said. Similar to "MTE (My thoughts exactly)" or "I couldn't have said it more eloquently myself" or, more colloquially, "This" - or "ditto", "+1", "seconded", etc.

Stephanie: "I just totally blew that history test! My life is in ruins!"
Denise: "Come on, don't worry so much about it. You know your stuff, and anyway, it's only like 5% of your grade."
Jen: "Yeah, what she said."

by germanophone September 29, 2010

that's what she said

A sexual phrase that can be said after just about anything.

Student 1- Did you do your homework?
Student 2- No, it was too hard and long
Student 1- that's what she said!

by Jesushatesyourmom May 24, 2009

That's what she said

The most annoying joke that can turn anything you say into something dirty.
When saying it you're referring to something a girl could say in bed.

"It's so big!"
"That's what she said."
*sighs*

by Jadzzz June 29, 2017