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telescopic vicious turn this mother f*****up
by HARRY POTTER BUCK BEAKS June 16, 2024
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Telescoping

Pushing a guy's dick upwards inside itself, resembling a collapsing telescope.
Telescoping is like getting hard in reverse.
by @definitions December 4, 2018
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Dirty Telescope

When an unguided asshole accidentally finds the eye
I just saw my cat give my dog a dirty telescope, such disrespect!
by HighWizeguy March 5, 2019
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Kangaroo Telescope

A very strong, but small telescope that can be used to look at Uranus and also used as a dildo.
"I bought a kangaroo telescope yesterday and I already fucked with it fourteen times!"
by 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝒾𝒶 ♤ April 28, 2024
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telescopic swaphook

A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths
Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
by Linguistian March 6, 2008
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