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Telescoping

Pushing a guy's dick upwards inside itself, resembling a collapsing telescope.
Telescoping is like getting hard in reverse.
by @definitions December 4, 2018
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mouse in a telescope

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
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Kangaroo Telescope

A very strong, but small telescope that can be used to look at Uranus and also used as a dildo.
"I bought a kangaroo telescope yesterday and I already fucked with it fourteen times!"
by 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝒾𝒶 ♤ April 28, 2024
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Telescop

Something that goes poc poc when you drive the Aixam and then you see your wheel overtaking you
“Să-mi bag pulan masa telescop”
by Telescopaixamcaterinca2021 November 21, 2021
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Gavey Jones' Telescope

When you give an Angry pirate to a one eyed girl
The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe
by Cmac42069 July 23, 2019
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