Dong Taper

A transvestite that still has male genitals, who "tapes and tucks" their package before a night on the town.

Pete thought he'd scored a hottie at the bar, but it turned out to be a dong taper. He should have spotted the adam's apple...

by DarkSock September 7, 2007

Double-Tapered Shit

The perfect shit.

George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"

by KC Fan January 14, 2009

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

by wargy2 March 26, 2019

Double Tapered Dutch Rudder

When two gentlemen perform a dutch rudder and both poop during the fluid exchange.

George Brett feel asleep after his double tapered dutch rudder

by 7ftsdmodeler April 27, 2011

imagine if ninja got a low taper fade

A tiktok freestyler was live one day rapping comments and came across the lyric "IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE" shortly becoming a meme.

Kid 1: IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE
Kid 2: kill yourself nigger

by sigma man skibidi cameron February 5, 2024

Low taper fade

The meme is still massive.

Originated from a Ericdoa stream after he talked about his dead grandfather and said "Imagine if ninja got a low taper fade" to not cry.
Popularized because famous Fortnite streamer "Ninja" is dragging the meme every stream.

X: omg, that car is massive
Y: But you know what else is massive?
Y: LOW TAPER FADE

by Newpcignorepablo December 27, 2024

Taper

Canadian French slang adverb meaning « a lot ». Synonym of « en tabarnak ». To be used as a non-swear alternative to the latter.

Il fait froid taper

by Ratatouille101 December 16, 2024