Tampon

A reservist in the military. They meet for duty once a month.

Ted: Did Daniel get kicked out of the Marines? Because he has a full beard now.

Bill: Oh, no he's a tampon, so he has to shave one weekend a month and two weeks in the summer.

Tampon by Kelly Coptor October 16, 2010

tampon

A paper penis that the ladies stick in their cunt when they are on their period.

Please don't be suprised when you find a whole box of them in your mothers underwear drawer!

tampon by Mary without a Lamb June 3, 2005

tampon

someone who is up themselves (where do you put a tampon?)

overheard taxi driver on radio "just dropping a couple of tampons at the airport"

tampon by mouseyhousey December 13, 2009

Tampon

Honda Civic, Dodge Neon SRT-4, Honda Accord and various other ricer cars. Usually have large wings, decals, NAWZZZ, and body kits. Usually very slow and sound like weedeaters
Called Tampons because every pussy has one.

Hot chick: Do you drive a Honda Civic?
Ricer dude: Yeah how'd you know?
Hot chick: Because Civic's are like tampons, every pussy has one.
Ricer dude: I'm telling my mommy you said a bad word and hurt my feelings.

Tampon by rice-is-food February 6, 2007

tampon

Nickname given to reservist in the military for bleeding only once a month.

That guy cant cut it in active duty, thats why hes a tampon

tampon by tito3531 January 4, 2011

Tampon

First of all, if you don't know what a Tampon is you shouldn't, or ask your mom. Also, don't you have a life. A tampon is used for Periods. A period is only for Girls, about 11 and up. A period is when blood, and other stuff goes out of a females vagina. This happens once a month, when the egg inside the girl mattures. When the egg leaves so does the blood that cushions the egg. A tampon is used so the blood does not ruin the girls clothes and go everywhere. You insert a tampon inside your vagina(in the hole that the penisgoes in for sex)You remove the cover, and the tampon opens up, inside there is a clothe that pretects blood flow inside the girl.

Girl: Oh, wait let me take out my tampon
Guy: Your not gonna get pregnat are you?
Girl: No, I'll be fine
Me:RETARDS, THIS IS WHY THERE IS TEEN PREGNANCY

Tampon by SO YOU KNOW January 2, 2010

Tampon

lollipops coded with sugar and maybe even sour powder

Mmmm.. yum give me more tampons bro

Tampon by Teacher man December 11, 2019