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tampon

The next level of being a douchebag, when someone tries to insert an opionon when its not asked for, attempts to force something, causes frustration and irritation, or is being obnoxious.
"God, can you believe he tried to have sex with her when she was on her period? What a douchebag"

"No,what a freaking tampon"
by Ryan Cummins December 20, 2007
mugGet the tamponmug.

Tamponing

When you are being cock blocked by a female or anyone with a pussy
yo i cant believe you would be tamponing me when i was talking to that girl
by The Nite Timer August 27, 2009
mugGet the Tamponingmug.

tampon

the thing a girl "inserts" when she has her period. has to be changed every 4 to 8 hours to prevent the growing of bactiria which can be fatal. (also see pad)if not inserted far enough it can be uncomfortable.
i have to go to the bathroom to cange my tampon, cause its uncomfortable to sit and feel like i have an erection.
by aissjdo May 16, 2007
mugGet the tamponmug.

tampon

a bullette shaped peice of cotton that the femal species insert into their vaginal opening to absorb the blood but if a tampon is inserting the wrong way it can cause severe discomfort ( the feminine "time" iten that ladies most fear but actually when inserted correctly causes not pain at all and are quite comfortable)
She insterted a tampon
by GWPIIII April 21, 2004
mugGet the tamponmug.

tampon

a tube shapped device that is shoved up your vajayjay. Expands when wet!
Why is my tampon in your nose?!
by woahweredidmydickgo? July 18, 2009
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tampon

A bulletshaped device to absorbe menstrual fluids during menstruation.
Once used,a very wanted product for my dear uncle D.R.Acula
Best human invention ever,and the string comes out so handy. he says.
cup of tampontea my dear chap? he uses to say to me.
by Stolle September 3, 2006
mugGet the tamponmug.

tamponed

The act of using the vagina as a hiding place for items, especially stolen goods.
Look! Theres the bitch that tamponed my cellphone and ran off!
by Densa January 18, 2007
mugGet the tamponedmug.

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