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I'll take you to the candy shop

A phrase used when a man wants a blowjob and/or handshop. There is often no actual candy shop, just a lot of lollipops.
by seaswimmer August 16, 2016
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Take it like the red cross

A street phrase meaning if you want my money/drugs/property, you're going to have to fight/kill me to get it.
Would be robber: Give me your money!

Not a victim: Take it like the red cross.
by Rdy2dstry December 17, 2023
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How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
by Seanbeepbot October 31, 2022
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take your lady to the spa

Popularized by Rie McClenny of BuzzFeed "taking your lady to the spa" is sharpening/ caring for your knife
Rie : "the reason you have to take your lady to the spa is to make sharp knife-"
by Just a Knife November 15, 2019
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about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back
Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......
by ur DaD mR. bean May 11, 2020
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Take a log off the fire

A term used by beauties meaning "simmer down"
Guy: You got a problem baud?
You: Take a log off the fire pal
by Giverrrr February 10, 2014
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