Triple Threat

the act of going to the bathroom and pooping, peeing, and ejaculating in the toilet, all in the same bathroom session.

How was your bathroom break.
I had a great Triple Threat

by o.wang.a.tang October 23, 2013

triple threat

A sad state of affairs or just pure back luck when a person (most oftenly a female) is ugly, fat, and has bad hair.

Quick, hide your lunches! Amanda the triple threat is waddling in here!

by The Devil's Mistress July 24, 2005

triple threat

Three sexy blondes.

"Did you see the Triple Threat today?" "Yeah they are so sexy!"

by themakers February 14, 2010

Triple Threat

A person having red hair, glasses and braces.

Person one: “Look at that person over there.”
Person two: “Yea that’s a triple threat.”

by Thatguy_ November 15, 2017

Triple Threat

When you go to the toilet for a poo but also have wank as well, therefore completing the triple threat (poo, piss, wank).

The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.

The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.

Michael: Gary's been in the toilet for quite a while...
Geoff: Yeah, must be a triple threat.

by Stabilo Boss Original August 29, 2018

Triple Threat

Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia

Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia are a triple threat, don't mess with them during football season.

by Southern Threat January 26, 2021

Triple Threat

The process of having a shit whilst masturbating and throwing up. The order does not matter as long as all three are accomplished in one session.

1. "OH DUDE! I just had a triple threat"

2. "Come on babe I'll show you a triple threat"

3. "Man I feel so ill.. I might have to go triple threat myself just to make myself feel better"

by TheTripleThreat March 10, 2011