Pulling A Toobin

The act of masturbating while on a Zoom call.

John was "pulling a toobin" during yesterday's Zoom meeting.

by TheRealPotato69 October 19, 2020

toothin'

Toothin has many meanings.
It usually means chilling or relaxing.

This saying recently became popular on sites such as facebook. It is short for roostertooth. Also abriviated RT.

It's the new thing. Often used with a hashtag.

Hey whatsup?
Toothin', you?

#toothin

by no ! ram November 15, 2011

Half-Toobin

Verb: "(w/ 'to go') to stand up during a Zoom or other conference call while sporting wood or showing an erection underneath ones clothes." Inspired by the 2020 news event involving journalist Jeffrey Toobin who was caught masturbating during a Zoom call, and, thus, was going "full-Toobin."

Right in the middle of a Zoom review for the O-Chem midterm, my TA got up to get a fresh cup of coffee and, wouldn't you know it, dude went half-Toobin and popped a chub right in front of the whole section. Must've had more than the textbook open in his browser window.

by Tin Hat Kippah November 12, 2020

Toobin

1. The act of cranking one out mid-Zoom. Aka ZoomBate

2. Exerting one's dominance in a virtual meeting.

I returned to the main Zoom call only to find Jeffrey toobin one out.

by EndLegalRackets October 19, 2020

totin

v. carrying, having, taking

That gang banga was totin his gat straight outta Compton.

by DuChops July 20, 2006

Lubin’ and Toobin’

The term used to describe Jeffrey Toobin’s jerking session while on a conference call in front of the other people; which in turn led him to get suspended.

Did ya hear about that Lubin’ and Toobin’ on the news?

by MSF. October 19, 2020

jeffrey toobin

The art of doing an inappropriate act such as masterbating during a Zoom, Webex, FaceTime or other video call because you didn’t realize the video was on and the entire group on the call watched you.

Dude, I was on my work Zoom today. I had Youporn going on my phone...Afterwards I received a call from HR and was informed that my services were no longer needed. I was totally Jeffrey Toobin’ and now I need a job.

by Harvdog71 October 19, 2020