important announcement

if you are in a place where you cant say fart, say this

"that was such a big important announcement, did you hear it?"

by dedededededededededhidude June 21, 2023

Public Service Announcement; It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans ;Announcement Service Public

Public Service Announcement; It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans ;Announcement Service Public

Public Service Announcement; It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans ;Announcement Service Public

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

National Announce Your COVID Results Day

National Announce Your COVID Results Day is January 3rd. This is a day to announce your COVID results and not gatekeep them like a bitch.

Troll #1: Omg did you guys here that it’s National Announce Your COVID Results day??

Troll #2: Oh yeah, that means that bitch should finally tell us her results.

by armanie69 January 3, 2022

announcer

a grey, speaker box

Announcer: Hey guys, I'm back.

by Eujejejjdjsj August 7, 2022

Announcers

By comparing a guy to Superman, an Announcer is really saying he has to be at one hundred percent on ever single play, or people are going to hate the guy. That's not realistic for anybody, because in reality, no matter how close somebody tries to get, they're not going to be at one hundred percent even part of the time, since one hundred percent is perfect.

Announcers aren't doing a guy a favor by comparing him to Superman, and it sounds a little bit silly to most people over age 5.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021