The Time Traveler's Wife

One of the best books you will ever read. Also, is a movie coming out August 14, 2009 with Rachel McAdams and Eric Bana. The story is by Audrey Niffenegger and follows Henry as he time travels uncontrollably due to a genetic disorder called Chrono Displacement. He leaves everything but his body behind. He visits big events in his life, most importantly, he visits the love of his life Clare, through all years of her life. A great read.

From The Time Traveler's Wife:
Clare: It's hard being left behind. I wait for Henry, not knowing where he is, wondering if he's okay. It's hard to be the one who stays.

I keep myself busy. Time goes faster that way.
I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.

Henry: I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.

by chello313 June 16, 2009

shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!!

a term of eggman getting angry about shadow pissing on his wife

shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!!

by CohenKS May 8, 2021

the devil is beatin his wife

slang term for weather condition when it is raining and the sun is shining at the same time

Jack and Jill walk outside:
Jack: Looks like the devil is beatin his wife.
Jill: Yea I think its so pretty when its raining and the sun is shining at the same time.

by shellfacenb11 December 3, 2010

i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009

the world and his wife

'Everyone'. Negative connotations i.e. when others don't mind their own business.

"Its not easy living in the village with the world and his wife watching your every move.

by djaylulu February 9, 2014

Bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo

To troll (v).

Trolled (adj).

Troller (n).

Troll(lolololololo)

“Yeah man, she said bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo. Then she burned down my house with my mom inside.”
“Damn bro, that’s cold.”

by Sorry I killed ur mom December 6, 2021

wife holding out the pussy

A time when your wife is mad at you for whatever reason she is going to hold out the pussy until she feels you deserve it again.

My wife Mary Was pissed at me! I was like damn "wife holding out the pussy"! It will be a month before she gives up the pussy!

by T DogBone May 28, 2021