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The Tarzan

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When a woman is bent over naked and a man swings from a rope fully erect to pick her up with his inserted penis.
Me and my wife tried the tarzan last night, but the rope broke
by jusz28 August 2, 2014
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Hit The Target Present

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The male counterpart of a "Push Present." Thoughtful gift given to the guy by the girl after conception.
After finding out she was pregnant, Rebecca gave Michael an awesome new grill for his "Hit the Target Present".
by julie30302 September 24, 2009
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The Tari Effect

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The act in which an individual comes out as "bisexual" resulting in other(s) coming out as LGBTQ+, following that, every LGBTQ member changes their profile picture to their respective pride flag
Todd: Yo, look at everyone!
John: Look at Tari man, so inspirational.
Todd: The Tari Effect
by Tqri May 22, 2021
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The Tarzan

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When you are swinging from hemroid to hemroid while you are eating her ass
Felt like I was on Ninja Warrior as I was doing the Tarzan on her ass
by Kazrat March 18, 2022
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The Target Situation

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When an insane cult that supports destroying women's sports (for women) and letting men go into women's restroom and do bad things, burning down crap, and putting walmarts in black neighborhoods out of business
put up clothes for children of topics that are totally inappropriate for kids and parents were righteously indolent about not only having to say they can't explain this crap to them 'wait until you get older my child', but that they were supposed to (which is insane and immoral)...
and people got angry for some (in)sane reason totally incomprehensible to people who aren't just deranged but different apparently.

Target had to
2 (When target) had to remove the inappropriate and unhealthy indoctrination material in fear of 'The Bud Lite Situation'.
The target Situation:
Target;
'Uh, oh.
We need to remove the cultish indoctrination crap that is inappropriate for kids and is upsetting parents despite the financial consequences from the esb

or we are going to find ourselves in a
(The) Bud lite Situation.
If we don't,
stockholders might sue us for sabotaging their stocks.
Because we only care about money though, and still uphold Bud Lite original 'shelf space', we need to do math on what will loose us the most, the line of credit hit, or angry republican extremists from the far right.' (Actually just parents just rip shnit /shiz about having to explain front butt S words/concepts/ terminology to their children).
by bobsterclause June 4, 2023
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The Tarayummy Mindset

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(noun) A mindset including at least two of the following options: an IDGAF attitude, self confidence, a tendency to humbly brag, Harry Styles obsession and/or One Direction obsession, vegetarianism. Killer fashion sense is also ESSENTIAL to becoming Tara Yummy.

(verb) A person who possesses or emits Tarayummy Energy/Mindset
Person A: You aren’t dressed for the outdoord
Person B: Who cares? I look hot.

Person A: It’s giving The Tarayummy Mindset
by Tulip Ophelia III January 5, 2024
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the Tarjet

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Going through an existential crisis while in a Target
Person 1: Are you okay?
Person 2: No, I was in the Tarjet last night.
by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024
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