It is like a Dutch oven but instead of farting and covering a person with the bedsheets, you shit on their face and cover them with the blankets.
by Bosnian Jesus October 6, 2021

by Paul Phinebaum January 6, 2024

by Nebakanezr July 25, 2017

When you are fucking a dude and have to take a shit. You stop penetrating the asshole and shit from his belly button all the way to his nose. Making sure to smear it all over his mouth.
by hash@55daddie December 6, 2018

This happens when you defecate aggressively whit the feces emitting warmth that can be felt against your buttocks
Man 1) “dude I’m never getting fast food tacos again.”
Man 2) “why not?”
Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”
Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”
Man 1) “refer to the above description.”
Man 2) “why not?”
Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”
Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”
Man 1) “refer to the above description.”
by Ascience August 27, 2021

An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.
My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.
by W. T. Johnston August 14, 2017

Very similar to a Cleveland steamer and a Cincinnati steamer, the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person. Though a Cleveland steamer includes the face, the Cincinnati steamer includes the body, but the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person's feet, then mixing the feces in your Stanley cup, using the toes of the person to mix them in.
I hit up this softdom mommy to have a fun time with, she told me she was dieting with fiber, oh man i hope she gives me a Stanley steamer!
by funxey_pls April 19, 2025
