Will: What are you up to this weekend?
Jamie: I'm going to try and beat Rich's record of 7 and pull all the legs off the spider.
Jamie: I'm going to try and beat Rich's record of 7 and pull all the legs off the spider.
by howlingmadwilger March 29, 2010
Get the Pull all the legs off the spider mug.Person 1: do it
Person 2: I don’t want to
Person 3: come on
Person 2: alright fine
Person 2 is eating the spider
Person 2: I don’t want to
Person 3: come on
Person 2: alright fine
Person 2 is eating the spider
by willdeez14 August 12, 2022
Get the eating the spider mug.The first time your wife lets you hit it after she's been withholding sex for so long you could swear there's cobwebs in her birth canal. Just like killing a real spider, desperation rules, and the only option is to get the job done as quickly as possible.
John: Liz asked me to kill the spider last night...
Jim: Wow, what did you do to piss her off in the first place?
Jim: Wow, what did you do to piss her off in the first place?
by Jesus Christ, Superdave July 14, 2013
Get the Kill the spider mug.When you want to blow your load on a girl's face but she doesn't want to take so you hold her still while she tries to break free. Thus you shoot it over her face while she tries to get away making a spiderweb on her face.
My girl didn't was it on her face but I went ahead and gave her the dance of the spider.
Good job bro!
Good job bro!
by ktmax June 21, 2012
Get the The Dance of the Spider mug.A Spider Monkey who is misunderstood and is very ugly. He often hide's in closet's to try to make new friend's (and see what you wear).
Little Person: "Mommy, Joey The Spider Monkey is in my closet!"
Mom: "TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS FAST!:
Little Person: "MOMMY! HELP!"
Mom: "Sleep in my room tonight!!..i did not buy a closet."
Mom: "TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS FAST!:
Little Person: "MOMMY! HELP!"
Mom: "Sleep in my room tonight!!..i did not buy a closet."
by LoveUrMawmLikePie December 21, 2008
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A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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