turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt

Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!

by Big donker January 24, 2021

Pulling the front bumper off

To masterbate (for a male).

It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!

by Gunggung September 27, 2021

a bump in the road

a small problem that can be solved.

Misunderstanding was just a bump in the road on the way to success.

by mrabdman October 15, 2013

The Rooster Teeth Bump

The positive spike in views on a video that is mentioned and linked in the link dump on the Drunk Tank Podcast.

Did you see The Rooster Teeth Bump on that indestructible phone video?" "The fan boys posted pages of comments that just said Drunk Tank ;)

by jimboslice79 July 7, 2011

bump in the trunk

song that has heavy bass and would be a good bass tester

yo that new jeezy shit bump in the trunk

by pill clinton May 3, 2008

Bump-in-the-Night

Same as a Pounce-and-Fuck, except with a more stealth and seductive connotation.

"That guy is Antonio Banderas-hot: he's a definite Bump-in-the-Night."

by ForTheLoveOfEros May 19, 2005

Bump in the Night

Someone that you ignore and find as irrelevant as hitting a squirrel in the middle of the night with your car.

Hitting the animal creates a bump that easily felt but subtle enough to where you think you've just ran over a pothole or some other object but you simply ignore as you want to carry on driving home from a long day.

Jimbo: Why are you even talking to me? I don't know you, you are nothing. You are just a Bump in the Night.

by NukeEmWins April 22, 2020