fuck the biscuit

v. essentially, a different way to word; to fuck up.

"Dude you're putting those Tetris blocks in the wrong place! You're completely fucking the biscuit!"

"I fucked the biscuit cause I didn't do my homework"

"You didn't study for the test!? Oh crap, hope you don't don't fuck the biscuit!"

by MMjr March 27, 2009

drop the biscuit

phrase
1. The act of letting someone down.
2. Actually dropping a biscuit.

"Man, you always drop the biscuit. What's going on?"

by bobbyDROP_tables May 7, 2008

Dropping the biscuit

Refers to when a man or women tells someone a horrible piece of news, then follows by saying something extremely positive.

Bill: *walks into room*

Jill: Oh hey!

Bill: You know Michael Jackson just died.

Jill: Oh my! That was quite a way to start dropping the biscuit!

Bill: Wow! that lipstick rules!

by Tifonbarniy August 22, 2009

Milk the biscuit

Group stand around a biscuit and wank over it, last one to cum has to eat it.

Lets go play milk the biscuit

by tnggeer June 27, 2018

took the biscuit

to die by choice of euthanasia

jenny's dad "took the biscuit" last year

by nebiru100 January 3, 2012

Risk It To Make The Biscuit

when you take a risk equal or greater to the process of making a biscuit

You gotta risk it to make the biscuit sometimes

by Gramold March 29, 2020

off the biscuit

saying something that you have just made up in your head (free freestyling)

i wrote none of this sh**
i strictly come off the biscuit
blowin' your district

by joeshabaaz September 6, 2008