dont bring sand to the beach

in other words dont bring your girl when theres gonna be girls there to hook up with

hey dont bring sand to the beach

by matthew w.brown November 14, 2007

stepping on the beach

What you do underwater.

steppin on the beach DO DO DO DO

steppin on the beach DWLLE DA DO
steppin on the beach DO DO DO DO
stepping on the beach DWLLE DA DO

by someuunedgymiddleschooler December 10, 2017

kicking dead whales down the beach

Engaging in an extremely slow process.

Maurice was undertaking the challenge of counting all the hairs on his body. I told him he might as well be kicking dead whales down the beach.

by Edward Marshall Shenk July 14, 2008

Bringing your own sand to the beach

Taking your girlfriend / boyfriend to a party or social event where there will be plenty of single women / men to mingle with.

Damn, can you believe that Colin is actually bringing his own sand to the beach tonight! Doesn’t he know that Anna's parties are crawling with beautiful single models!!!

by BigCee September 6, 2005

clear the beach

Trimming or shaving the pubic area

I was so pissed off when i found out my roommate used my razor to clear the beach. I had to buy a new razor.

by Gunno January 9, 2012

Laying one on the beach

A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.

"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"

by Azzacadabra August 18, 2012

you don't bring sand to the beach

you don't bring your girlfreind or Women to a party or event where there will already be plenty of available pussy (saying originated by EF in 1988)

bringing women or dates when it's not necessary (you don't bring sand to the beach)

by FOX1970 November 19, 2011