teflon dump

When you take a dump but your anus stays clean so you don't have to wipe your ass more than once.
Extremely satisfying.

#1: Wow, you're back fast! Thought you was gonna take a dump?

#2: Sure did - got a lucky teflon dump!

by Poldi January 19, 2010

teflonista

a person who is never accountable but manages to hold others accountable for fallout from his or her activities.

a teflonic person who makes cooworkers and subordinates shoulder the blame for his or her mistakes

The marketing director is a total teflonista. When his marketing plan tanked, some employee in Cleveland who had had never seen the plan got the blame and got canned.

by Dennis Phinney February 7, 2006

teflon

Teflon is solid with an extremely low coefficient of friction. It is commonly used as a nonstick coating for pans. There are many misconceptions about teflon. Although it IS used on armor-piercing rounds, it does not provide ANY of the armor-piercing capabilities. The BULLET is hardened steel. The teflon coating is used ONLY to protect the rifling of the gun's barrel. Also it is NOT bullet proof. Kevlar is the material used in bulletproof vests. "Bullet-proof ballistic nylon" is a freakin trademark used for luggage. Although rap is pleasant to listen to, please turn elsewhere for your education.

If you own a vest made of "bullet-proof ballistic nylon" please allow me to personally shoot you to demonstrate its lack of protection against penetration. However, I can make a nice omelet on your otherwise useless clothing.

Maybe some idiots think that teflon is bulletproof because bullets "won't stick to them". Morons.

by Dr. Reggy Reins September 1, 2005

Teflon Schlong

A penis belonging to a dude that no matter how many chicks he bangs he never gets a STD!

That dude has banged so many chicks and not even a drip! He must have a Teflon schlong!!

by rwalk June 23, 2016

Teffies

Big or strange looking teeth.

Look at the teffies on that sheila!

Jennifers got some set of teffies on her!!

by Jobbyjenny March 4, 2009

Teflon boy

A bloke that you meet on a flight and decide to hang with at your destination.

Meet a massive teflon boy on the flight to Bali. Dude was such a lad we hung out all night. Even shared a steak with the missus.

by SudzNFriends February 9, 2017

tefum

a tefum is also referred to as a very tryhard/sweaty gamer.

this kid is a tefum at fortnite

by imatefum August 1, 2019