Taking a massive

A phrase used to describe an extreme dump

Where were you?

Sorry my g I was taking a massive

by Pasta thief Jenkins March 12, 2019

Taking the papiss

When a goal of such amazing quality is scored during a football match. It will often defy the laws of physics and is capable of silencing an entire stadium of rival fans. Stems from Newcastle's Senegalese sensation Papiss Cisse

Dave: Fucking hell, did you see Cisse's second goal against Chelsea?

Graham: Aye, he was taking the papiss! Mint goal

by Sir Maximus of Branning July 28, 2012

i feel like i'm taking crazy pills!

the feeling that something that you understand to be true is so self-evident that you cannot believe that others can't see it or understand it too.

Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

by snotterson July 7, 2011

Taking Chowder

When a bitch or wife-boy swallows a big load of cream after fellating one or many guys.

"That slutty cunt was taking chowder all night long! I heard she sucked off seventeen guys in a row."

by Dingleberry Tatas September 24, 2008

Taking a smeargle

The art of capturing the Pokemon ‘smeargle’ through AR photos whilst on the toilet.

“Hey I’m just taking a smeargle”

by Wickzs March 15, 2019

Takiya

Takiya is a REAL ASS FEMALE! She gone keep it real with you and she don’t do that sugar coating shit. She a big ass freak and she got good coochie!!!! Takiya don’t play she’ll beat tf outta anyone periodt!

Kiesha fake I need a Takiya!!!!

by bigolefreak November 30, 2019

no takip

Saying commonly used by Filipino-Americans for ‘no cap.’

Person 1: No takip bro, shortys kinda valid.
Person 2. For real.

by cosmicunity February 19, 2021