Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.

Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

by Lil2high July 21, 2024

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Suck my dick till I cum in your mouth

Girl: You look cute
Guy: S m d t i c i y m

by Kevin Alizerbtliz April 21, 2024

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these are two random letters with a space between. a link to this word will probably show up randomly, and people will be so baffled by how it is a word so they click on it. that's it. that's the joke.

hilarous, right?

just go away.

I said go away, please.

i'll strangle you to a crisp if you don't leave now.

wow. you're still here. you probably find this interesting, people telling you to go away.

isn't that a bad character trait?

maybe you'll leave if i roast you

ok you asked for it

bob ross couldn't call you a happy little accident. he could only call you a mistake.

you're seriously still here? JUST LEAVE ALREADY!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *jumps out the 54893768943784936984th story window and dies*

"and he egged the man!"

by IAMCHEESEGOD64 December 30, 2024

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